Do You Do Doo, Like I Do Doo part 2

Do You Do Doo, Like I Do Doo: Part 2

After regaling the story of the persnickety pooper, it got the zookeeper thinking about how the zoo inhabitants sometimes subject one another (and the zookeeper) to their quirks.

Primate #3 has successfully graduated to a proper functioning and healthy member of the zoo. With that being said it has been dually noted that Jules (Primate #3), has taken up a rather disturbing, yet comical habit….

….The zookeeper has observed that some members of the Hawthorne Street Watering Hole are not quite up to Primate #3’s (or the zookeeper’s) standards of hygiene. Particularly the feline (also known as Tiger the Cat God), has been dropping the ball or shall we say the load!

Anyone that knows the zookeeper might say that she is not the biggest fan of cats. The feline is what the zookeeper likes to call the anarchist of the zoo. He does not follow order, nor does he seem to care that he frequently upsets the delicate balance of the Hawthorne Street Watering Hole.

Primate #3 (Jules), perhaps because of her own struggles to conform, has made it her mission to see that the Feline “colors in the lines”….

….The Feline (Tiger the Cat God), believes he is above cleaning his region from where the poo comes. Maybe he is in a hurry? Maybe he has irritable bowels? Or maybe he believes that because he is the Cat God, someone should take care of this for him? Whatever his reasoning, the Feline often times emerges from the litter box with dingle berries hanging from his arss!!

Primate #3 has deemed this most unacceptable and made it her personal mission to see to it that the feline’s hairy hiny is up to zoo standards….

Are any of you fellow zookeepers wondering how Primate #3 achieves this???

Yes my friends, she has taken to wiping the feline’s arss with baby wipes! Now while the zookeeper applauds her detail to personal hygiene; I cannot help but feel bad for the Feline as he is now paranoid to be seen coming out of the litter box, for fear that Primate #3 will be waiting wipe in hand.

As the zookeeper often does, I have consulted with my friend the friendly vet, and he has assured me that this will not harm the feline physically, although his ego may be taking a hit.

In conclusion, the zoo voted to switch to the sensitive brand wipes to help the feline’s hairy hiny from becoming irritated and the zookeeper has been giving him a little extra ego stroking! (pun intended)