The Zookeeper

The Zookeeper
THE ZOOKEEPER...not really, but he has a face of authority Huh???

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Duck, Duck, Goose...

Now we have already established that the Hawthorne Street Watering Hole is home to many of God's creatures, including the newest additions Peeps and T.P. (the mallard ducks).

Shift direction....I must admit that like so many, I have been sucked into reality tv. As of late, the zoo seems to be very fond of the show "Duck Dynasty".

...now for those of you that are not familiar with this fantastic family that live in the holler of Luziana; you are doing yourself a great injustice!

anywho....

We, (the primates, and myself the zookeeper), faithfully watch this befuddling brood of bearded men. They are brilliant inventors of mischief. They also answer to a higher calling that to duck hunt is to be in harmony with nature.

Myself, Primate #1 and Primate #2 understand this circle of life, however Primate #3 has taken a firm stance on the issue. The zookeeper and Primate #1 believe it is important for our young tree swinger to etch out her own beliefs and personal convictions, however it has posed a dilema. Jules (Primate #3) is demanding that our favorite show be banned from family tv night!

I am now a criminal in my own zoo! Sneaking around trying to catch a back episode; afraid that Jules will expose my weakness for reality tv. What's a mother to do????

Now is probably not a good time to tell her that we plan on having Peking Duck for Christmas dinner this year!!!! Haha